I don’t normally comment on purely nationwide issues for this blog, but before I get to the truly outrageous portion of Jack Kelly’s column today — and why he deserves to be fired from the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette immediately — it is still worth noting that as usual, Jack Kelly doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about when it comes to the issue of gas price rises.
Kelly gives three reasons for oil price rises, two of which are mostly wrong. He says:
“(a) the value of the dollar is declining, which makes everything we import more expensive”
Scaremongering about inflation and the devalued dollar is a favorite right-wing sado-monetarist preoccupation these days, despite still-high unemployment, depressed consumer confidence and widespread economic insecurity among the working class. Kelly does his level best (read: worst) to try to bring this into this discussion, and the devalued dollar does indeed drive up the cost of imports, but the undeniable truth is that rising fuel prices are a worldwide fact, no matter what currency your country uses.
Kelly continues: “(b) the Middle East, where most of the world’s oil is produced, is in turmoil.”
This is absolutely true, and it is the only part of the explanation that Kelly gets right. Of course, this “turmoil” is to be welcomed by anyone who actually values freedom and democracy, but people like Jack Kelly are worried because “the natives are restless,” threatening our oil which is buried under their sand.
Finally, Kelly reaches for his favorite target: “(c) because the Obama administration has sharply restricted oil drilling at home.”
This is nonsense. The US Energy and Information Administration estimates that an offshore drilling moratorium in the Outer Continental Shelf, for instance, would produce only a 3-cents-per-gallon increase in the price of US gasoline as of 2030.
The real story, of course, can be found in publications like The Wall Street Journal, a Murdoch property pitched to a demographic that actually runs the world, and which expects to know what is actually going on. This segment of the population is quite unlike the hoi polloi who are the target demographic for that other Murdoch property, Fox News, where Jack Kelly finds kindred spirits, and where troglodyte racism is in the driver’s seat with the basic facts very much in the back seat. Or rather, the trunk. Or the curb.
Anyway, The Wall Street Journal reports soaring profits for Exxon Mobil, Occidental Petroleum, and Royal Dutch Shell, which it attributes directly — right in the headline — to higher oil prices. Both the Journal and the Financial Times point out that rising commodity prices — not least oil — “mostly reflect voracious appetite from new industrial powerhouses [Brazil, India, and China], and only partially supply shocks, such as Mideast troubles.”
In this context, of course, the idea that a government-mandated crimp in US oil production has anything to do with it is downright laughable, and no one who is interested in actually making money from these industries takes it seriously, apart from when they need it for propaganda purposes to demand more access to drilling areas. But Jack Kelly believes it, of course, and he gets some support from a hilariously uninformed reader on the letters page, whose contribution should be quoted in full:
[Dear editor]: In your April 27 editorial on gas prices you conclude that current high prices are caused by oil company profits and oil company executives’ compensation packages. Really, that’s it? The evil oil companies?
President Barack Obama’s restrictions on drilling for our own oil in the Gulf of Mexico and elsewhere don’t even deserve a mention?
THOMAS WAGNER
Murrysville
You can almost hear the wheels turning when reading that one, can’t you? The evidence of oil company profiteering is clearly in front of Mr. Wagner’s face, just as the president’s long-form birth certificate is now there as well. But he just can’t bring himself to acknowledge the facts, can he? The eyes narrow. A furtive tongue emerges from between pursed lips, perhaps presaging a spot of drool. An oft-accusatory down-home right-wing finger unconsciously reaches to scratch the top of a blushing head, containing a sorely-overtaxed brain.
But enough of the substance. Disposing of Kelly’s “arguments” about oil prices is too easy, and in his commentary on national issues, he is not unlike any one of many low-rent reactionary propagandists for the oil industry and corporate America generally. In other words, not worth spending much time when it comes to discussing local issues.
Kelly crosses the line, however, when he references the Obama Administration’s investigations of oil speculators, writing: “This is like O.J. Simpson’s search for ‘the real killers.’” Kelly is smart enough to know exactly what he is doing when he writes this. He is going for a guffaw from white supremacists who will enjoy his comparison of Barack Obama to O.J. Simpson.
This is absolutely disgusting, and should not be tolerated. Whatever editor at the PG saw this and let it pass deserves a reprimand. Kelly himself deserves to be fired. This sort of garbage is unbecoming the daily newspaper of a racially diverse city, or indeed of any city. Let Kelly play the martyr if he wants. Once he’s gone, someone else will no doubt pick up the tab for his sophomoric, ignorant bullshit. He can try out for a spot on The Apprentice.
